"I'm debating whether to cut that branch down or leave it. It's nice the way it acts as a barrier between us and the apartment buildings."
"Yea, but it's so shady. Wait, how would you do that?"
"With a pole saw."
"Yea, with a pole saw. Cut it down with a pole saw while standing underneath it. How have you lived to be 34 years old?"
"By not having access to a pole saw."